April 2009
188 posts
March 2009
176 posts
10 Ways to Creep Out Your Roommate
inflightradio:briannebott:hannahisdead:jjustin:redheadsynecdoche: meshedwithme:
10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate’s potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate’s potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, ”He just didn’t belong.” 9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate...
but, he has a jesus penis.
and you know what that means.
Five Lessons About How To Treat People
kwaheri:
1. First Important Lesson - “Know The Cleaning Lady” During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions, until I read the last one: “What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?” Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and...
#412
achoiceinthematter:
Someone who won’t judge me for liking the Jonas Brothers.
I have a political fantasy.
Yes, Mr. Senator Sir… Yes, Mr. President Sir.
kyliedear
thanks to you, too.
I wonder what the new feature(s) is going to be....
I would like to be an alien pirate.
.. and rob spaceships for their treasures.
listening to "Perhaps Perhaps Perhaps - Doris Day" →
Question of the Day.
coronitadarling:
do you have any weird fears or phobias?
i have mottophobia - fear of moths. (i hate butterflies too, not sure what that phobia’s called though)
I have a strong case of Scoleciphobia (the fear of worms). I don’t hate them; I’m just terrified of them. I fear they going to get into my organs and kill me. A wiggling worm is the worst.